“What was the happiest day of your life?”
“When I got this job.”
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
three girls react to a kiss at a wedding
A cat, dressed as a shark, riding a Roomba, chasing a duck.
The internet is now closed.
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
lol—Wait. How long until people stop laughing like “Hahaha” and start laughing like “lol-lol-lol?”
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