kaelahbee:

Jason Segel on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno | On meeting the president

there is not a single thing i dislike about this man.

(via rorywinchesthair)

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

how-i-met-my-otp:

tybruns:

Tonight on How I Met Your Mother

I can’t breathe omg the accuracy

#OMG ITS BACK

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

how-i-met-my-otp:

tybruns:

Tonight on How I Met Your Mother

I can’t breathe omg the accuracy

#OMG ITS BACK

(via rorywinchesthair)

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

(Source: teddywestside, via the-absolute-best-posts)

tomfletcherscats:

my sisters friend brought brownies in cupcake wrappers to my house and i picked one up and turned it over and noticed there were oreos baked into the bottom so i gasped and said to my dad “THESE ARE NOT REGULAR BROWNIES” and my dads eyes went so wide and he whispered “pot?” 

(Source: tomfletcherscats, via simplydevin)

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: r-pollo, via ruinedchildhood)

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

(via simplydevin)

foreveralone-lyguy:

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30am and saw this in the sink… this isn’t my cat

image

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via ruinedchildhood)

andthebluestblue:

rainbowcolouredshoes:

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

(via coral--floral)